Addictionary is a fictitious online dictionary that allows us to "add" new words or get others to add new words for definitions that people are looking for (or rather looking for the best word to describe something that hasn't have a word yet). It's very exciting coz it gets your brain thinking even while you're idle at the office (read: me).

I for one have added a few words to some definitions and some definitions may sound quite preposterous too... which makes it funny! For example, Someone would post up a definition that there oughta be a word for:

"noun, A word besides 'Weeaboo' or 'Wapanese', one that sounds more insulting. A white chick/dude who wants to be super super Asian"

My contribution: "Kocasian" (as in  Korea + Caucasian)

Example in a sentence: "The guy that plays Goku in Dragon Ball the Movie is totally Kocasian."

Synonyms (contributions from others): Ricest   Chinke   Dikagian   Orientile   Pikachalk<---*my God this is funny lol*   Rice cracker   Asianaddict  

Some also made us think far beyond the mere definitions and wonder whether they are identifiable with our own life for example:

"noun, Nostalgia for the bright, shiny future that was portrayed in the past."

My contribution: "Retrogret" (like retrospect + regret)

Example in a sentence: "He sighed in retrogret while picking up the shovel to continue with his work at the construction site."

Synonyms: yesteryearning   Reminisci-fient   Bassoon   Unsatisfuturey   tomorrowsorrow   nowstalgia   outfutured   Fustalgia  Happyneverafter   Futuralgia

We can also put an existing word for a definition that we think suits the word well. One guy had the nerve to ask the definition:

"noun, A "religious" person who judgemental, hateful, envious, etc."

Like.... ~duhhh.

My contribution: Zionist

Usage: The Zionists were really cruel towards the women and children of Palestine.

Will you look at the synonyms!: HyPEWcrite   Bored again   fundamentally unsound   Power Sinner   Babtist   Eccumeanical   Collusion   fundamentalist   Christian   Catholic Corn-Again   hypocrite   BADtist   Jugemental   hypochristian   ypochristical   Scrupuloss   jelreligious   Fake   Rejelealous   HATERation   high priestist   Biblican   Zealot   A desparate hatewise   TaliBibler   Innersinner   Himoroid   Pseudohim   relijocrite   Conservagodious   Phakecriste   Pharasite   Legophyllicfallacite   Hipocrite   holy poser   Taliban   Muslimaniac   baddah   pneumalaphyte

Anyway, one entry in particular really caught my attention coz I am pretty sure that all of us have experienced this before at least once but have never admitted it before to anyone. We rather keep it to ourselves or just be in denial:

"noun, The occasions when two acquaintances bump into each other on the street but continue to walk their ways pretending not to have seen each other"

My contribution: "Ego-amnesical" (like ego + having amnesia)

Usage: "They were neighbors during childhood but they have not seen each other for so long that their brief encounter at the hotel lobby was ego-amnesical."

Synonyms: hide- stepping   Knew Yorking   Memory jogging   Touchy-feely   Knowsya interchange   Bluffold   Aintquaintance   Ignoriend   Awkwalk   Acquaintexes

I mean really, I thought I was the only one who do this a lot (especially working where I'm working now and how many of them working here were studying in the same uni before) until this was brought up in Addictionary. Now I know it's normal to do it
due to a number of reasons (I guess) such as:

1. Forgot the name
2. Forgot where we've met before
3. Remembered the exact name and the exact occasion where we met before but had a bad experience with each other that time
4. Know the face, don't know the name
5. Hate the person
6. The other person is simply too insignificant we just don't bother to say hi or at least smile in which case... we really are a snob
7. Just trying to avoid the "Err... do I know you?" answer/awkwardness if we really said hi and he/she doesn't remember us or worse of all, we really got the wrong person.

There oughta be a real word in the real dictionary for this don't you think?

Kenapa engkau tanya?

Kerna yang tiba cumalah "surat-surat" sebegini:

Lenny sungguh rajin tag I kan? Siap 2 skaligus tuh! Mrasa. Nasib baik I tgh free, boleh la jawab terus kannn... hiks:

TAG 1 : I SCREWED UP 45% OF MY TEENAGE LIFE!!!

[ ] Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten ur phone taken away in class
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 0

[v] Arrived late to class more than 6 times.
[v] Didn't do homework over 6 times.
[v] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total: 3

[ ] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[ ] Texted people during class
[v] Passed notes.
[v] Threw stuff across the room.
[v] Laughed at the teacher
Total: 3

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm. sprayed the fire extinguisher for no reason though
[ ] Went on Myspace , Facebook , Xanga , etc. on the computer at school - life was simple back then
[v] Took pictures during school hours.
[ ] Called someone during school hours.
[ ] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc... during class - again, life was simple back then
Total: 1

[ ] Threw something at the teacher but didn't hit her
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code.
[v] Failed a class test - tak ingat, tapi mesti pernah kot?
[v] Ate food during class.
Total: 2

[v] Gotten a call from school - tak ingat, tapi mesti pernah kot?
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[v] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[v] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total: 3

[v] Faked your parents signature
[v] Slept in class - duhh.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[v] Copied homework - double duhh.
Total: 3

Overall total: 15

Multiply by 3 = 15 x 3 = 45%

Tag your friends.Then Repost this & put the Title as "I screwed up __% of my teenage life"

Honestly, I think this is crap! Bayangkan kalau aku dah pernah buat/kena semua benda-benda diatas... the answer would be "I screwed up 105% of my teenage life". How the heck did the original author got this ridiculous formula? My guess is as good as yours.

I'd like to think that I've lived up 55% of my teenage life tho :p


TAG 2 : I'M A SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS... WHO ARE YOU?!!


everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. have u ever asked urself what cartoon character do u most resemble? answer 10 questions with what describes u best, add up all ur Points (which are next to the answer that u choose) at the end and look for ur results. do not cheat by looking at the end of the notes before u are done. then tag ur frens and change the subject of this notes to what character is u.

1. which one of the following describes ur perfect date?
[ ] Candlelight Dinner (4 pts)
[ ] Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)
[ ] Painting in the park (5 pts.)
[ ] Rock Concert (1 pt.)
[v] Going to the Movies (3pts.)

2. what is ur favorite type of music?
[ ] Rock and Roll (2 pts.)
[ ] Alternative (1 pt.)
[ ] Soft Rock (4 pts.)
[ ] Country (5 pts.)
[v] Pop (3 pts.)

3. what type of movies do u prefer?
[v] Comedy (2 pts.)
[ ] Horror (1 pt.)
[ ] Musical (3 pts.)
[ ] Romance (4 pts.)
[ ] Documentary (5 pts.)

4. which one of these occupations would u choose if u only could choose one of these?
[ ] Waiter (4 pts.)
[v] Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)
[ ] Teacher (3 pts.)
[ ] Police (2 pts.)
[ ] Cashier (1 pt)

5. what do u do with ur spare time?
[ ] Exercise (5 pts.)
[ ] Read (4 pts.)
[v] Watch television (2 pts.)
[ ] Listen to music (1 pt.)
[ ] Sleep (3 pts.)

6. which one of the following colors do u like best?
[ ] Yellow (1 pt.)
[ ] White (5 pts.)
[v] Sky Blue (3 pts.)
[ ] Dark Blue (2 pts.)
[ ] Red (4 pts.)

7. what do u prefer to eat?
[ ] Snow (3 pts.)
[v] Pizza (2 pts.)
[ ] Sushi (1 pt.)
[ ] Pasta (4 pts.)
[ ] Salad (5 pts.)

8. what is ur favorite holiday?
[ ] Halloween (1 pt.)
[ ] Christmas (3 pts.)
[v] New Year (2 pts.)
[ ] Valentine's Day (4 pts.)
[ ] Thanksgiving (5 pts.)

9. if u could go to one of these places which one would it be?
[v] Paris (4 pts)
[ ] Spain(5 pts)
[ ] Las Vegas(1 pt)
[ ] Hawaii(4 pts)
[ ] Hollywood (3 pts)

10. with which of the following would u prefer to spend time with?
[ ] Someone Smart (5 pts.)
[ ] Someone attractive (2 pts.)
[ ] Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)
[v] Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)
[ ] Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

OVERALL TOTAL = 29

now add up ur points and find out the answer u have been waiting for! put ur character in the subject line and tag ur frens and back to the person that tagged this to u. very interesting to see 'who' ur frens are!

(10-16 points) U are Garfield:~U are very comfortable, easy going, and u definitely know how to have fun but sometimes u take it to an extreme. U always know what u are doing and u are always in control of ur life. Others may not see things as u do, but that doesn't mean that u always have to do what is right. Try to remember, ur happy spirit may hurt u or others.

(17-23 points) U are Snoopy:~ U are fun; u are very cool and popular. U always know what's in and u' re never out of style , u are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. U have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but u always come home with the family values that u learned. Being married and having children are important to u, but only after u have had ur share of fun times.

(24-28 points) U are Elmo:~ U have lots of friends and u are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. U are very optimistic and u always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in ur life.

(29-35 points) U are Sponge Bob Square Pants:~ U are the classic person that everyone loves. U are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. U never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand ur feelings. Life is a journey, it' s funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people and u will be stress free.

(36-43 points) U are Charlie Brown:~ U are tender, u fall in love quickly but u are also very serious about all relationships. U are a family person. U call ur Mom every Sunday. U have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let ur passion confuse u with reality.

(44-50 points ) U are Dexter:~U are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. U have a brilliant mind. U demonstrate very strong family principles. U maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

Now don't spoil it! Have some Fun!! Change the subject of the notes to what u are and tag it on.

now i'm tagging:

1) paksu
2) topo
3) jaja
4) nrul
5) tom
6) dick
7) harry
8) mr. smith
9) mrs. smith
10) siti tanjung perak